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Loathing Dumb Blondes in the Media

Q: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? A: So she could make up her mind. Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock their car door with a coat hanger. The first blonde said “I can’t get the door unlocked!” The second replied, “You’d better. It’s starting to rain and

Academy Team Creates Homage tee to Mr. Exline

“Homage” was founded by Ryan Vesler in 2007, selling his retro-style tee-shirts out of an Ohio University dorm room. Vesler, who graduated from Columbus Academy in the class of ‘01, expanded his business and currently has two stores, one in the Short North and the other in Easton. After collaborating with Vesler, our Student Council

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Squirrels, Goya, and Jupiter

What word beginning with the letter “T” designates orchestral kettledrums? In English grammar, what word beginning with the letter “S” identifies a person who is at least one hundred and ten years old? These are just some of the questions asked on “In the Know,” a quiz game show for high school contestants from two

How the Blackberry Turned Sour

With the release of the highly anticipated Blackberry 10, Research in Motion (RIM) is making strides in the right direction. With the failed launch of countless devices such as the Playbook behind its back, RIM appears to be rallying. The world-renowned Blackberry smartphone has decreased in popularity due to the development of the iPhone and

Eatery Review: Fresh 50 at 4782 Morse Road

The ambitious Asian grill, Fresh 50, lives up to its name. Gone are the traditional greasy counters, overwhelming menus, and MSG-loaded meals. Enter this clean-cut California version of Asian flair and sophistication, and you will see how it emits a fresh outlook on classic Asian meals. Fresh 50 follows the serving line-up of Chipotle and

Chinese New Year: The Year of the Snake

Every year around early to mid-February, we receive decorative red and gold-trimmed envelopes filled with treats in celebration of our annual Chinese New Year celebration at school. This past Monday’s new year celebration (Feb. 11, 2013) was high-spirited and enjoyable to watch.  The Chinese department’s new, elaborate dragon costume was a sensation. The Chinese skit,

Movie Review: Warm Bodies is Medium Rare

Quite frankly, Romeo and Juliet is overdone. How many times can you remake a story before it bores audiences? We would have guessed by the time it was made into an animated, talking-gnome film, people would understand the story has been exhausted. With that in mind, Warm Bodies is Romeo and Juliet meets the Twilight

Zero Dark Thirty: Movie Review

Getting attached to the characters is inevitable in this not-so-average thriller, not just normal action movie.  The film’s dry humor  keeps it from being a horror flick. Because of the movie’s real-life events, the plot becomes personal.

Hillary in 2016

The 2008 Democratic Primary was one of the closest in history, but Hillary Clinton wasted no time joining forces with Barack Obama as his Secretary of State. Four years later, after traveling one million miles by plane and visiting 112 countries, Hillary Clinton has created a lasting legacy for herself.